Dionysia

All hail the midnight critic
Who knows more than most critics know
That ladies in a Sapphic show
Will speak a lingo most proclitic.
And were the matter to arise,
In a manner too upsetting,
Remember that the heavy petting
..'twere, perhaps, an exercise
Like classic yoga, or a dance,
To entertain their favorite dudes
Who, weary of their underpants,
Will lose them and bad attitudes
To a slightly hypnotic trance...
Quite unfashionable with the prudes!