Sitting at my Keyboard (writing a poem for DU)

I'm sitting at my keyboard
Just as naked as a jay
Have read DU erotic poems
My erection's here to stay

Cunts and cocks are wet and bare
Hard nipples standing tall
I could not stand to have clothes on
So I had to bare it all

My balls are resting on the chair
Cock looks me in the eye
Convincing me to masturbate
And to let my gism fly

I've seen ads on the internet
For so many horny chicks
There are many in my neighborhood
Looking for erected dicks

I tried one of the numbers
For some pussy in my face
Hair pie and pizza sauce don't mix
It was the local pizza place

If I had been successful
And a chick came to my door
She would likely have a warrant
And the cops would make the score

I would then lose my erection
And would likely go to jail
Then I would have to ask someone
To bring some clothes and make my bail

Instead I'm calling Walmart
It has everything and more
I'm ordering a piece of ass
For delivery to my door