THE FASTEST 1/4 MILE

It was late  
I proceeded cautiously up to an amber  
Pulling up on a sexy high end convertible  
At first gaze  
Her eyes suggestive with competitive spirit  
With no authorities in sight  
Exhausts bass lining  
From my nos injected
Twenty-four valve
Twin cam  
Twin turbos    
Extractors firing  
At the initial burn out  
Staring my opponent with intimidating looks Revving ferociously  
Gauges swinging  
With a solid hold on the steering  
Eagerly anticipating the green light  
The flag drops  
Accelerator flat out  
Clutch pumping aggressively  
Gears thrown recklessly  
The speed exhilarating  
The feeling orgasmic  
Eight seconds flat  
The finish came  
It was over  
She was furious  
I won    
Dressed  
And left  
In thirteen and five hundredths of a second  
A personal best.  
 
please forgive me for this one ladies.