I met a girl

   I met a girl from the far B.C. coast
who could suck the life back into a ghost
 life was a craze
 in those heady days
  oh my god the parties shed host

  I met a girl from the Alberta badlands
who had the best way to pleasure my glans
 shed slobber and slurp
 then gargle and burp
  and while not in my mouth shed still use her hands

  I met a girl from Saskatchewan
wed do it outside on her neighbors front lawn
 Mr Choo would say shoo
 wed say eff you
  and happily merrily would we carry on

  I met a girl from Manitoba
whose tits were so perfect she did not own a bra
 they were thirty four cee
 and as firm as could be
  I swear the best rack that I ever saw

  I met a girl from north Ontario
although she was white she still screwed like a ho
 still barely a child
 jeez she was wild
  but she sure kept me hot in cold winter snow

  I met a girl from a town in Quebec
we couldn't speak but hey what the heck
 we still had our fun
 in and out of the sun
  that whole awesome summer on the Demaillier deck

  I met a girl from New Brunswick
she had a camel toe three inches thick
 she was quite the flirt
 in a schoolgirl skir
  and flashing it long time not brief and quick

  I met a girl from Prince Edward Isle
I stayed with her for quite a while
 she was so nice
 so sugar and spice
  yet naughty and wild on the kitchen tile

  I met a girl from Nova Scotia
named Madame Giga Delaroche
 she ran a house in the hills
 where folks got their thrills
  the most famous house on the coast ya

  I met a girl from the Newfoundland
she was a drummer in an all girl rock band
 she liked her stick
 hot hard and thick
  and we both ooed and ahhed when she held it in hand

  I I met a girl from far Nunavut
we just did it for the fun of it
 it was like hi how are you
 i like you lets screw
  so that's what we did on the motel carpet

  I met a girl from the Northwest Territories
I came into her life like a warm summer breeze
 in a land always cold
 those women are bold
  and a man whom they take would never freeze

  I met a girl from the top north Yukon
with the prettiest face you could ever look on
 exotic and dark
 on her skin not  mark
  the beautiful people of an era bygone