Room 1236

We locked eyes as I crossed the room, our hearts connected by a thread through this packed crowd. The wedding was incredible, I was the newlywed and you were a bridesmaid. Both of us were perfect that night, and perfect would follow us as we went up the elevator back to an extra room I had bought behind my wife’s back. We had known each other for years, after my wife introduced me to you at her book club. I knew that I had made a mistake choosing her the moment I laid my eyes on you. However, my commitment and loyalty remained strong for the next 18 months leading up to this moment. The elevator dinged as we reached our floor, signaling the after party to begin. We reached the room and knocked on the door. My friend, Adam, opened it and led us inside. He had already turned the A/C unit to max heat in preparation of the festivities we planned for the evening. Many people had already arrived. All of the groomsmen, bridesmaids, grandparents, and pets were in the scorching room. Finally, the festivities began. We all paired up with a loved one and began the ritual. I grabbed Grandma May and we both immediately stripped naked. The orgy hath begun, and I was getting a taste. I plunged into Grandma, then went on to the next. My wife’s father was next, then her sister, then her roommate in college. To spare you the details, it was one of the best moments of my life. Finally, we had to bring out the finale to the festivities. Out came my wife tied down to a table, with no clothes on, prepared to sacrifice. 18 months in the making, this event would be finished with a bang. The satanic sex cult was founded when I met my friend, Adam. We started chanting Latin and began to prepare the sacrificial knife, “Satanas non adiciet ut resurgat. Satanas non adiciet ut resurgat. Satanas non adiciet ut resurgat.” We slit my wife’s throat, blood spewing everyone from her open neck, and we began one final orgy. I grabbed Grandma May and threw out the finishing move. Pulling out at the final moment, I came on her tits and did the Oreo Cookie. The best day of my life, in Room 1236.