MILF

Middle aged  
Still beautiful but don’t see yourself that way anymore  
You’re a mother  
But you have desires of being desired  
 
You constantly daydream
Or write poetry about getting fucked like you used to  
Or worse  
Like you’ve never been!

You want to retain your dignity on the surface  
But be stripped of every shred
Outside of public view  
You want to be introduced to new and exciting experiences
Try things you’ve never tried  
And do things you’ve only seen in pornos
 
This is what goes through your mind  
Everyday while you touch yourself  
With BOB
your Battery Operated Boyfriend  
You purchased online  
 
Look no further  
I’m here to fulfill your wildest dreams!
 
You’re just my type
 
And in the words of Kanye West,
 
“You’re such a fuckin hoe!
And I love it!”