Mayday

Blondie Bee was six foot three
with hair down to her ass
Suzie Q was five foot two
and quite the comely lass

They lived in different parts of town
and never met till when
One day in May I dare to say
they both killed their men

Their men were pricks with little dicks
and lousy lovers too
Who'd laze about the house and pout
while drinking homemade brew

So on the twenty-third of May
both extremely peed
A knife for one gun the other one
they both did the dirty deed

Fleeing from the scene of crime
they flew hard and fast
In a small cafe along the way
they met up at last

Just one look was all it took
for each to sense the fear
Of another one who's on the run
and trying to get clear.

Knowing that a bond existed
tween the tragic two
Blondie opened up her arms
into them Suzie flew

They got away
and to this day
The police
haven't got a clue