Self-deprecation

Jeff you think you are so smart

But you are as dumb as they come

There is nothing good about you

Not even worth squashing you under my thumb

You are so black

If all the lights went off in the universe, yes that includes the stars... We'd still be able to see you in the dark!!!

You're a biological accident

A result of if deadpool and Freddy kruger had a baby

You're appalling to look at

Your face envokes a gag reflex

You're like the crack in dry clay revolting to look at

Jeff... even if the world was in peril you are what they would come together to hate!!!

Gosh you look like a personification of Satan's 💩

... You are the Definition of the word repulsive

I hate everything about you... You're the opposite of the golden ration!!!

I should bash your face in with a radio

So I won't have to ster-eo face

Like a disappointment, you're a disgrace

You look like the g.o.d just puked in your face

 you're a cringe jerker like a menstrual cycle gone wrong like explosive diarrhoea!!!

You make hello kitty say bye!

You make blind people cry

You can't bath cause the water jumped out!

When you step out into the rain... The droplets fall away from your face

Jeff when you walk by flowers die

Dude you scare the 💩 out of the toilet

Ha you look like the 💩 hit the fan

.... I'm sorry... At least one good thing about you is... When someone feels worthless and they see you their spirits are lifted... Like ' wow im like a ten compared to him...'

Why do you think no one wants you...

Your mom died cause she couldn't believe she gave birth to you!!!

Your dad left cause he couldn't be associated to you...!!!

You should burn cause you give Freddy kruger Nightmares... You make my hair stand on attention.... How could you ever have a night mare when the nightmare is you...

If you were the last person on the planet the earth would give you space... Hell even space would give you space...

... Jeff im sorry... But you make motivational speakers depressed

It's good that you live alone

That you wanna die... You'd be doing everyone a favour including yourself

Too bad the grim reaper won't take you