Escaping Hell

Hell
You’re an infernal cesspit of fire
Smeared with
Demonic hissy fits
 
I’ve no choice but to escape from you; For there’s much more to life than this
 
I’ll put on my shoes then run far away; Failing that, jump in a boat and row
 
Else scramble over scorching rocks; Or pedal a bike; How far I’d go
 
I’ll dive into the ocean, swimming  in between the schools of friendly fish
 
My escape is almost near complete; At last, I’ve been granted my wish!
 
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