Hick-Hop Thang

Barnyard pimp, just raised a city born, sort of a chick    
Even gave her the surburban name of Sandra Dee Fonda  
A pretty slow blonde critter, some even say, short of a tick        
Bred way-down and far-away, ‘bout 70 miles yonder              
Y’all be knowing dat Hick-Hop thang, is what it‘s all about              
While hootin’ and scootin’, never let ya kissin’ cousin, flake out  
Hee Haw, says it all, when we were a pickin’ and a grinnin’  
Asking Goober, What are ya doin’ and what’s dat ya diggin’?    
   
Perhaps I may yet die, with my boots still placed upon              
Cowards never really stay around here long enough               
To actually become real cowboy shootin’ stuff, my dear              
I say, ‘Hang ‘em first and try ‘em later on’              
My life was always threatened daily              
That’s why, I went out heavily armed, just like an Israeli        
           
I’ve been invited to the Marty Party, along with Brother Brown  
But, I thought killing a man, was my one and only, speciality  
Even drafted a business proposition, for this exact locality  
Since I’ve had the market cornered, in da middle of downtown  
From Cornfield, Alabama to Deadwood, South Dakota              
There’s no import or export taxes, so no maxi amount of quota  
So, me, you and even that Clay Ellison, will be riding a winner  
Even after killin’ that Chunk Kolbert, straight after his dinner    
   
Perhaps I may yet die, with my boots still placed upon  
Cowards never really stay around here long enough  
To actually become real cowboy shootin’ stuff, my dear              
I say, ‘Hang ‘em first and try ‘em later on’              
My life was always threatened daily              
That’s why, I went out heavily armed, just like an Israeli          
             
They’ll be gettin’ da same amount of ice, as Knoxville              
But the rich will be a gettin’ it, in da summertime              
While the poor will be a gettin’ it, in da wintertime              
If I owned Texas & Hell, I’d rent out Texas & live in Hell              
So, don’t ever think about, hittin’ ya mother with a shovel              
It’ll leave a dull impression on her already fragile mind              
I’m not afraid to die, as a brave man fighting shall              
But I wouldn’t wanna be killed, like a dog unarmed, so please be kind              
             
Perhaps I may yet die, with my boots still placed upon  
Cowards never really stay around here long enough  
To actually become real cowboy shootin’ stuff, my dear              
I say, ‘Hang ‘em first and try ‘em later on’              
My life was always threatened daily              
That’s why, I went out heavily armed, just like an Israeli              
             
I see a good many enemies around me, who will walk              
But notice mighty few friends, that are willing to talk              
They would then, drink right smart              
They could then, scrap right smart              
But, I didn’t come here to talk, I just came here to hang              
Just a peekin’ through, the hour glass thang    
   
Perhaps I may yet die, with my boots still placed upon  
Cowards never really stay around here long enough  
To actually become real cowboy shootin’ stuff, my dear              
I say, ‘Hang ‘em first and try ‘em later on’              
My life was always threatened daily              
That’s why, I went out heavily armed, just like an Israeli.