Nigga Nigel.

 
Nigga Nigel  
nicked
a knot
of nickel plate
tea service
right off the table
of Grandma
Milicent Herviss
he melted it down
and forged himself a blade
for in truth
Nigga Nigel
was a Cutler by trade
where the fuck
is my teacup?
piped up
Grandma Herviss
and the teapot too!
Nigga Nigel!
Nigga Nigel!
you stupid fucking fool
my tea service!
my tea service!
silence sweetheart
immediate silence!
I exhort you to
terminate  
your impertinent ejaculations
Grandma Herviss!
said Nigga Nigel
and don’t fret old dear
I have made you a blade
a proper killing blade
and I have put it on a gold chain
for you to wear
about your neck
a killing weapon
readymade
so Grandma Herviss
you may now
and in good conscience
abort your tirade!