Catching The Cock

My dark side is so ready to be open,  
My quieter side is trying to be shy;
So I may seem conflicted, though I'm hoping
I'll find intelligence in any guy,
Who makes a pass to ensure that my eyes shine,
In the hope that I may be worth an hour
Of effort that he puts in to incline
My interest towards his horny tower,
Despite my all my nervous hesitation;
He may just get quite irksome and repair
To sulks at first base, with excitation
Abandoned (as am I); but, I don't care:
I'm patient and I'll wait for time and tides
To catch that cock (and more) for both my sides.