Sunshine and Lollipops  

 
Good guy, wank
My Uncle Frank
Trouser stain
Cum stain
Friend, cunt
Litter runt
Bastard, dick
Tiny prick
Fuck-up
Screw up
Asshole, tosser
Double crosser
Back stabber
Jobbie jabber
Serial killer
Gut spiller
Snitch  
Bitch
Evil rapist
Paedophile Papist
The Klu Klux Klan
Louis Farrakhan
Mom and pops
Sex shops
Hookers
Ugly lookers
The French
Sleepers on a bench
Right wing
Left wing
Lapwing
Those who can't sing
The black the white
Those talking shite
The 78 genders
Truth benders
Star crossed lovers
Sisters and brothers
Starving kids
Guilt rids
Muslims Christians
Those who like to be pissed on
The pissed off
Those who cough
Those with no legs
Those who eat boiled eggs
Those with "Hands up don't shoot"
Prostitutes of ill repute
Cab drivers
Abuse survivors
Politicians
Statisticians
Paediatricians
Mathematicians
Dieticians  
Geriatricians
People gone fishing
Praying and wishing
Feminists
Pessimists
Ventriloquists
The never kissed
Those who insist
Legless cowboys
Crippled ploughboys
Whipping boys
Altar boys
Anglicans
Africans
Kim Jon Ung
Those well hung
Pizza makers
Orgasm fakers
Gay wedding cake makers
The givers, the takers
Gypsies Pykeies
Those wearing Nikeies
People in pyjamas
Folks in period dramas
Teenage moms, playful tots
Chefs and those who wash the pots
Forest dwellers
Body odour smellers
Those disabled
Mental health labelled
Murderers
Perjurers
Those with money
A nose runny
Jokes unfunnies
Girls that are bunnies
Even lawyers
Environmental destroyers
Baby killers
Sandwich fillers
Sons and daughters
Terrorist plotters
Rotters
Squatters
Yachters
Fly swatters
Train spotters
Firewalkers
Those with jotters
Maxine Watters
Celtic knotters
Creepy stalkers
Those guilty of manslaughter
Harry Potter
A Viking marauder  
Headwaiters
Masturbators
All kinds of haters
Mood graters
Roof slaters
Ice skaters
Vibrator demonstrators
Football commentators
Marxist dictators
Belly dancers
Necromancers
Those who give evasive answers
The unemployed posing as freelancers
White men with the blues
Drunks drunk on booze
Detectives with clues
Those who hate Jews
Folks the hate to lose
Poets who’ve lost their muse
Those who have no shoes
People who falsely accuse
Keepers who work in zoos
Those who confuse
Kangaroos
Those who use
Andrews'
Howard Hughes
Those that schmooze
Snooze
Choose
Gay cruise
Sit on pews
Without firm views
Let me tell you the good news
The Son shines on the wicked and the good
God has decreed it (but the he would)
If I was God, I'd have the right answer
I'd give the wicked terminal cancer
For those offended
Offence was intended