Mushroom Tripper

When you wake up laughing... You know u created some tea that makes all teas look fucked up. Its takes two ounces of liquad and your making evrything up... Ur playing with the ducks on the  wallpaper ....air mattresses have no value ur watching finding nemo and pretend its not a tv show.... Ur jellyfish pet... Is squishy enough sooooo..... Thinking out the box... Is thar some trick... Im a king of my zone a pleasure in my home.. The floors are sinking the walls are breathing ...your french fries  are two short of a medium. ....ramen and anything you cook   is made with tea amd you realize  your noy chef boy r dee..... But when your friends outside and said that 2 hours ago he had to pee... You start a rescue misson  on how to get him back... It becomes a priority its not even that.. No worries about our buzz... We started this together and ends with all of the above. So what  happened next ...as we plot tp do  That misson he had his already vexed.... He moves the walking stones to feet for  a Tall guy.... That a joke later when us short people realize.... Ninja is what most become doing morse code to retrieve  the picker tipping cows .....im proud that i loved watching them grow. If i tell you the hardest thing but fun to see is trying to orgasm  on mushroom  tea.  Its a challenge most friends do except... Its funny when they cried and wept in defense they gave their best shot... Ur welcome  i told u so... Its a created game played way before us... Our parents did this and it was a skill passed down. Im ending this story with a few  simple tales... Its time to put the monsters to bed.. Goodnight mushroom tea goidnight the trippen me... I had a great time forgetting memory's... By the way you never do bc the shit become truth when u can come claim  your dirty.... Its a mushroom adventure without training wheels... Ill be there again but sleep is niw here and u take it bc mushrooms  make you think sleep ainr real. Permantley fried chicken and rice the chinese cant even mess up your night. Ur goal is to be interviewed by the way  mushroom make it real with me im living  proof its a crazy ordeal. So eat your Wheaties.... All of your vitamins.. Bc u need a few days to help get come down remedys...its like a bad joke around us when we trip with the group... We make sure we know just what we took....usr buddys to pee count the people you see and let the trip take u to hell...im brimg tbe sunscreen... But that still doesnt help.. We are mentally burned but nwe love the great buzz and  glad that its a feeling. We earned. Goodnight trippy trippers we are now locked in zen.  And hope that we create new trips with mushroom friends