Snuffy Mcpickleshitter says

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An argument Jedi who need ideas explained in words of one letter
This alphabetic character using a pen sword on the force upsetter  
Such a mental flaw in the slaw, you made a mess in the hall, again  
Rather potato salad thoughts never seem split in a mind synergen  
Calm down, you said the world will end if you don't get ice cream?  
Tasty seamless dreams, to calm the most profound bloodstreams  
A bull moose just walked up and sneezed on the car, I had to sue!  
Cutting thru this headstrong rain-dearest fear as allergic construe  
A pool full of excuses to swim and win gold in the victim Olympics  
Ending logistics hurdles over the medal of latter-day hieroglyphics.  
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