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The Return Of The Caper (Does Your Throat Feel Better Now?
Author's Note-The poem you are about to read is real. All the names have been changed to protect the guilty ; )
Ouch!!!!!
My boot still aches from Chocolate D's last visit.
I don't make threats, only promises
and damn, babygirl, you are gonna' get it.
Omar wheels "The Stretch" to the back alley
He's been at this for awhile; he has the knack
In the darkness of the night
I prepare for a sneak attack.
Waiting behind a pillar near your Honda,
I'mma roll up on you like the original "Easy Rider"
My nucca, Peter Fonda!
'Cause I got some peter for ya' ass
And you can best believe
You and your girl, Chocolick
I will bring you both to your knees
"Uh-Oh, here you come"
Let me set the stage
Curtain ready to open
First act ready to be played
"Chirp, Chirp" goes the car alarm
Your hand is on the door
I'm quiet as a bloody Ninja
as I float along the parking garage floor.
BAM!!! I press your body
Hard against the car's door
"Don't say a damned word bitch"
I'm here to settle an old score.
I place my hand over her mouth
To stifle her startled scream
Peering out from under D's miniskirt,
Chocolick starts to sing:
"One, two….I’m gonna’ sodomize you
Three, four….we’re going in your back door
Five, six…….you have to taste my Chocolick
Seven, eight….I hope you like what cha’ ate
Nine, ten…..we’re about to sodomize you again”
.....it's then that she realizes.......
"Oh Shit! It's you Music.
You 'bout to scare me to death
Sneaking up behind me like that
U just 'bout made me piss on myself"
And at that very moment,
I hoist that black miniskirt up over her waist
"Now's the time for the 'Big Payback'
I'm gonna' give you just a little taste..."
.....of what you and Chocolick done to me.
I pushed that tiny thong
over to the left hand side
I palmed that bodacious azz with my big hands
and slowly pushed my middle finger deep inside....
(....her sweet asshole that is)
I twirled it round and round
Then up and down
In and out your tight little hole
Your breath now becoming more labored
Your body beginning to loose control
"Five, Six-you have to taste Chocolick"
I say, "Chocolick, you talk too damned much"
This 9 inch dick in Chocolick's mouth.
Guaranteed to shut her up.
Like Ben Richards, I wrap myself around Chocolate Drop
My skillful hands all over her body
Middle finger up her ass, Thumb rubbing her clit
9 inches of big black dick all up inside of Chocolick!
Her helpless body sprawled out all over the hood
Lawd, Have Mercy! This revenge is gonna' be sooooo good.
I pull my finger out of her tight little ass
"Music? What you doing?"
I just say, "shake it fast, shake it fast"
Hard up in it, I'm long stroking
The Honda is shakin' and the tail pipe's smokin'
Chocolate D and Chocolick both mouths wide open
" I told you both that I ain't jokin' "
Fuckin' that wet pussy so damned hard
I'm about to bust off a nutt
I slow my roll, I regain my control
There's a little bit of business I've yet to settle with
Chocolate D's lusty butt.
"Ooooooooo, damn you Music
That shit felt so damned good!"
"I'm glad you liked that babygirl but now it's time for me to give you that "morning wood"!
Just then, Omar wheels the stretch around
and Dr. Fondle Dick and Nurse Deep Throat get out.
They move in close for a better view
and whip some of that *good shit* out
.....and the Doctor proclaims
...."Here's a vial of that magic chicken grease-
that *untitled* stuff D'Angelo was singing about.
Spread some around her puckered hole; the rest on that big black dick.
Guaranteed, you'll cast all them demons right on out"
At that moment, Chocolate D remembered
the *spell* she put on my dick
"His 9 inches grew to twice the normal size.
Man, I better get out of here.........quick"
"No, no no-not today"
I grab her by the hair
I slam her to the hood once more
I push all 9 inches deep in there
I'm grinding it, gnawing on it
Phucking her ass like a sex fiend
Throwing my hips with crazy force
Pleasure so intense, she can't even scream
Chocolick once again, started singing that crazy song
By the time she got to ten, my dick had grown thicker and twice as long
(......that's what you get for casting crazy spells)
Chocolate D's sphincter strains against my blood engorged member
I'm going deeper; giving her more and more
Sounding like she's going for her last breath
Big Willie's going deeper than no man has ever gone before...
I'm just about to blow.
"Music, I can feel your cock deep inside my throat"
Dr. Fondle Dick and Nurse Deep Throat yell "It's gonna' rain. Everyone put on your raincoats"
And that was "The End Of The Innocence"
Like a mighty geyser, I came.
Creamy white hot lava covers everything for miles
All she can do is "Say my name, say my name"
"Damn, sweet, sweet Music...
....that's the best dick I ever had, but....
.....I still have one more trick left
and now you're gonna' get it. You've been soooo bad."
Now..........
.....there's a moral to this light-hearted poem
I just can't remember what it is and where it's been.
I do know, when Fondle Dick brings the chicken grease,
You will most definitely "get it in the end"
....and Chocolick sings:
"We gonna pull it and suck it
and squeeze it and fuck it
You gonna' bust a nutt until you die
Me and Momma Chocolate D
gonna' set your azz on fire"
Ouch!!!!!
My boot still aches from Chocolate D's last visit.
I don't make threats, only promises
and damn, babygirl, you are gonna' get it.
Omar wheels "The Stretch" to the back alley
He's been at this for awhile; he has the knack
In the darkness of the night
I prepare for a sneak attack.
Waiting behind a pillar near your Honda,
I'mma roll up on you like the original "Easy Rider"
My nucca, Peter Fonda!
'Cause I got some peter for ya' ass
And you can best believe
You and your girl, Chocolick
I will bring you both to your knees
"Uh-Oh, here you come"
Let me set the stage
Curtain ready to open
First act ready to be played
"Chirp, Chirp" goes the car alarm
Your hand is on the door
I'm quiet as a bloody Ninja
as I float along the parking garage floor.
BAM!!! I press your body
Hard against the car's door
"Don't say a damned word bitch"
I'm here to settle an old score.
I place my hand over her mouth
To stifle her startled scream
Peering out from under D's miniskirt,
Chocolick starts to sing:
"One, two….I’m gonna’ sodomize you
Three, four….we’re going in your back door
Five, six…….you have to taste my Chocolick
Seven, eight….I hope you like what cha’ ate
Nine, ten…..we’re about to sodomize you again”
.....it's then that she realizes.......
"Oh Shit! It's you Music.
You 'bout to scare me to death
Sneaking up behind me like that
U just 'bout made me piss on myself"
And at that very moment,
I hoist that black miniskirt up over her waist
"Now's the time for the 'Big Payback'
I'm gonna' give you just a little taste..."
.....of what you and Chocolick done to me.
I pushed that tiny thong
over to the left hand side
I palmed that bodacious azz with my big hands
and slowly pushed my middle finger deep inside....
(....her sweet asshole that is)
I twirled it round and round
Then up and down
In and out your tight little hole
Your breath now becoming more labored
Your body beginning to loose control
"Five, Six-you have to taste Chocolick"
I say, "Chocolick, you talk too damned much"
This 9 inch dick in Chocolick's mouth.
Guaranteed to shut her up.
Like Ben Richards, I wrap myself around Chocolate Drop
My skillful hands all over her body
Middle finger up her ass, Thumb rubbing her clit
9 inches of big black dick all up inside of Chocolick!
Her helpless body sprawled out all over the hood
Lawd, Have Mercy! This revenge is gonna' be sooooo good.
I pull my finger out of her tight little ass
"Music? What you doing?"
I just say, "shake it fast, shake it fast"
Hard up in it, I'm long stroking
The Honda is shakin' and the tail pipe's smokin'
Chocolate D and Chocolick both mouths wide open
" I told you both that I ain't jokin' "
Fuckin' that wet pussy so damned hard
I'm about to bust off a nutt
I slow my roll, I regain my control
There's a little bit of business I've yet to settle with
Chocolate D's lusty butt.
"Ooooooooo, damn you Music
That shit felt so damned good!"
"I'm glad you liked that babygirl but now it's time for me to give you that "morning wood"!
Just then, Omar wheels the stretch around
and Dr. Fondle Dick and Nurse Deep Throat get out.
They move in close for a better view
and whip some of that *good shit* out
.....and the Doctor proclaims
...."Here's a vial of that magic chicken grease-
that *untitled* stuff D'Angelo was singing about.
Spread some around her puckered hole; the rest on that big black dick.
Guaranteed, you'll cast all them demons right on out"
At that moment, Chocolate D remembered
the *spell* she put on my dick
"His 9 inches grew to twice the normal size.
Man, I better get out of here.........quick"
"No, no no-not today"
I grab her by the hair
I slam her to the hood once more
I push all 9 inches deep in there
I'm grinding it, gnawing on it
Phucking her ass like a sex fiend
Throwing my hips with crazy force
Pleasure so intense, she can't even scream
Chocolick once again, started singing that crazy song
By the time she got to ten, my dick had grown thicker and twice as long
(......that's what you get for casting crazy spells)
Chocolate D's sphincter strains against my blood engorged member
I'm going deeper; giving her more and more
Sounding like she's going for her last breath
Big Willie's going deeper than no man has ever gone before...
I'm just about to blow.
"Music, I can feel your cock deep inside my throat"
Dr. Fondle Dick and Nurse Deep Throat yell "It's gonna' rain. Everyone put on your raincoats"
And that was "The End Of The Innocence"
Like a mighty geyser, I came.
Creamy white hot lava covers everything for miles
All she can do is "Say my name, say my name"
"Damn, sweet, sweet Music...
....that's the best dick I ever had, but....
.....I still have one more trick left
and now you're gonna' get it. You've been soooo bad."
Now..........
.....there's a moral to this light-hearted poem
I just can't remember what it is and where it's been.
I do know, when Fondle Dick brings the chicken grease,
You will most definitely "get it in the end"
....and Chocolick sings:
"We gonna pull it and suck it
and squeeze it and fuck it
You gonna' bust a nutt until you die
Me and Momma Chocolate D
gonna' set your azz on fire"
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