2017 Round Up

2017 Round Up
 
It’s been the year of the Women unless you’re Theresa May
Her poor performance at the election left the Tories in disarray
Theresa May was meant to win comfortably but her support fell quicker than Gemma Collins at the brits  
Jeremy Corbyn won over the youth and silenced members who wanted him to call it quits  
Gal gadot was one of those that topped the box office at the movies and in music Cardi B and SZA took control.
After their little attempt at a music career lethal B had to warn Love island Chris and Kem to slow there role.
 
Usain Bolt and Mo Farah retired from the track with gold medals but a hamstring injury saw celebrations derailed  
Kevin heart raced to Twitter to Apologize and confess he had cheated on his wife and was being blackmailed  
Jay z took shots at rappers posing with the money phone and Kanye west on his album 4.44
Mayweather beat McGregor so easily people Questioned what they bothered paying box office for  
We could have got more entertainment from Joe budden vs Migos or Chris Brown vs Soulja boy but no one wants to see the battle between Trump vs Kim Jong-un
It was Trumps Twitter fingers against the fingers constantly placed on the missile launch so many lives could be lost by the time this stand-off is done  
Trumps been found to be colluding with the Russians but this year calling everything fake news is the line he took.
He will continue to lie but paraphrasing the late legend Prodigy there ain't no such thing as a halfway crook.
 
Stormzy had a great year, he went to number one and managed to keep popping up in every TV slot  
But ironically the biggest UK rapper this year was a comedian Big Shaq who had everyone "saying mans not hot"
London Bridge & borough market fell victims to brainwashed terrorist and despite how the media portrayed it Las Vegas shootings was a terrorist attack too
Harvey Weinstein sex attacks exposed Hollywood’s worst kept secret but led to females showing unity, more and more woman coming forward created the movement me too
Black people are still getting murdered by police in the so called land of the free
No one powerful enough is standing up for racism so Colin Kapernick took the knee  
It was a year we can't help but look back in anger, the Manchester arena explosion was heart breaking
And so was the fire at Grenfell tower a horrific tragedy of a gormless and spineless councils own making.
Cheap cladding added so that Grenfell Tower would be easier on the eye for the rich the shameful facts.
The amount of lives ruined can never be known a truth that’s uglier than the results of the acid attacks.
Tyrese had a breakdown over his custody battle and goes at the Rock  
Images from the brutal Slavery in Libya left many in shock.  
The Oscars announced La La land as winners only to find out Best picture award had gone to Moonlight.
Wladimir klitschko put Anthony Joshua through his toughest test but the Brit eventually won on the night.
 
Lewis Hamilton won his fourth tittle and became Formula one most successful qualifier as he stormed to a 69th career pole position after a faultless drive.
Comedian turned prankster Lee Nelson struck again as Theresa May had to contend with an infamous coughing fit as well as being handed a P45  
Kids and adults across the country were jumping up randomly playing the game the floor is Lava
Reggaeton took over the charts suddenly every chart video contained a Latin Dancer.
In a year when there was more misery for the strength of the pound coin
Everyone turned to stockbrokers to invest in Bitcoin
England women Cricket team win world cup plus in football England under 17’s men win the world cup, but in 2018 will the youngsters be given there shot.
Even if you’re not a fan of the Royal family in such a depressing year it was a welcome change to see Prince harry and Meghan Markle announce they will tie the Knot.