Unnecessary Violence Haikus 7.0

 
(i) You're Sorry Now

You bumped into me
No manners, not a sorry
I'll have to cut you

(ii) Nice Smile

you keep talkin smack
with a heavy claw hammer
I'll smack your teeth out

(iii) Sculpture

looking at my wife?
I will cut off your nad sack
and cut you a cunt

(iv) Salty

Condiments cause wars
I asked you to pass the salt
No? time for assault

(v) Shotgun

infidelity
both found guilty in my bed
one barrel for each

(vi) Makes a Change

Skinhead Nazi thug
hanging from a tree swinging
I love irony

(vii) Solution

violence never works?
fuck that: it does too; if you
hit them hard enough