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In defense of the Spitters
Some woman swallow
Some spit it out
I figure what the hell
Is all The fuss about
Its just a little sticky liquid
Then one day I met a man
He came a whole jug full
And I had to make a plan
It just kept on cumming
What was a girl to do
So while he got his load off
I turned and spat it in his shoe
Well he never even noticed
So when the sun did rise
I heard what the f.... is this?
And I said are you surprised!
Some spit it out
I figure what the hell
Is all The fuss about
Its just a little sticky liquid
Then one day I met a man
He came a whole jug full
And I had to make a plan
It just kept on cumming
What was a girl to do
So while he got his load off
I turned and spat it in his shoe
Well he never even noticed
So when the sun did rise
I heard what the f.... is this?
And I said are you surprised!
Published 16th Jan 2018
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17th Jan 2018 3:54am
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23rd Jan 2018 11:03am
Love this poem!! It hits STRAIGHT home!
I, for one, HATE to go oral on a man...MUCH LESS to feel “sticky slime liquid” in my mouth! So, I’d DEFINITELY be a spitter if EVER.
Thanks for this clever and lite-hearted comical read! Voted on this one....Disheartened it did not take home the award...Winner in my book.
I, for one, HATE to go oral on a man...MUCH LESS to feel “sticky slime liquid” in my mouth! So, I’d DEFINITELY be a spitter if EVER.
Thanks for this clever and lite-hearted comical read! Voted on this one....Disheartened it did not take home the award...Winner in my book.
