Santas pole

Im thinking of you as I take a small pause.
I wonder if you ever thought of doing Santa Clause?
Santa needs some help, he cant get it done himself.
So I have volunteered, to take a load off of his shelf.
I scanned ole Santa's list, and saw that you were naughty.
"I'll take care of this" I told Santa, (cause I knew you were a Hotty.)
I may be kind of thin, but it helps me to get in.
Sliding down your chimney, is where I wood begin.
Then Id remove your stockings, and do so with delight.
I see the beauty in your eyes beneath the Christmas lights.
I pull you oh so close to me under the mistletoe.
Im gonna kiss you up and down all over Ho Ho Ho.
Santa's kisses are so good, his rosy cheeks a-glow.
He knows just where to kiss you and how to make you moan!
Santa's always in a hurry but one thing before he goes;
Santa wants to show you, his gigantic ole north pole.
Its tall and even striped, just like a candy cane.
His elves they painted it, with edible sugar plum fairy paint.
Just for you cause you've been bad a very special treat.
Santa is suggesting that you get down on your knees.
That way you can lick your treat and grab ole Santas sack.
Its getting really heavy, he cud use some help with that.
Santas glad you like your present, your so NAUGHTY Oh my my!
"I REALLY like my present from you too!" I with a twinkle in my eye.
When Santa cums its always fun my toy will make you smile!
But now that Santas Bag is empty I must leave and say goodbye.
As he Mounts his sleigh you can hear him say;
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU MY DEAR, AND I'LL SEE YOU NEXT YEAR!
JUST DON'T TELL MRS CLAUSE, OR I'LL BE SLEEPING WITH MY REINDEER!