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My Evil Dick

Ever since that morning      
 I've thought of cheating      
 as a kind of necessary evil,        
I'm only human      
       
Like dropping my spoon      
Picking it up      
From my filthy kitchen floor      
Kissing it to god      
Looking up the sky      
Oh God Why      
       
She's always there for me      
 when i really need her      
But my Spanish evil dick      
Is looking somewhere else        
Juicy wet and thick to enter      
Fuck big tits      
I'm more of a Heart/pear shape ass guy      
       
I love you      
 the more that I believe you        
liked me for my own sake      
 for nothing else.      
       
So the next time        
You believe your man      
If he's truly faithful      
It's totally bullshit      
Please quit while you're ahead      
       
There's a time in your life        
where you're not quite sure where you are.        
You think everything's perfect,      
 but it's not perfect...      
 Then one day you wake up        
 Sleeping with the Enemy  
Rubbing your sticky eyes      
No😁she's not my girlfriend or wife      
Drunk or drugged as fuck      
 you can't quite picture yourself in the situation you're in.        
But the secret is,        
Yo know the whole lying truth      
She will believe your evil dick lies
Written by Trome
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