Hand action

When I need some satisfaction
But I find no interaction,
With the one of my attraction......

I get a little hand action.

Hand action is the way
To relieve the stress 3 times a day.
Nothing in the world is finer.
Than a date with my handgina.

My hand is always good to me,
and never turns me down you see.
My hand will never try and fake,
or say its got a bad headache.

Married live is overblown,
that is why Im on my own.
When Im feeling all alone,
My hand picks up the telephone.

I call someone who's far away,
and listen to the words they say.
Then Im happy as a clam.
my hand says wham bam thank you maam.

I sleep so well,now that im through.
You dont? Well how about this clue;
No one knows you quite like you,
So give yourself a hand just the way you wanna do.