Email Hell of a real estate deal

Re: Hell of a real estate deal
 
Dear potential investor
 
Did you know that hell is expanding at a rapid rate?
There has been an explosion of evilness on earth leading to the conditions in hell to get even worse.  
Satan has decided to modernise and commercialize - we now sell a range of products  online - please visit SatanicShit.net which is our latest website.
You can buy better treatment in life, now you can buy better treatment in the afterlife!  
We guarantee you, yes you will not be forgiven for your sins, do not go to church  and do not read the bible,  God knows you are evil, it's too late to change your fate.  
You could not save your soul but  luckily have saved dirty money, you live in luxury so protect yourself in the spirit world.  
Use your ill gotten wealth and invest now - we promise that hell is the hottest real estate in the history of the world!  
We are building luxury apartments right now, they have only just gone on sale,  
You can escape the heat as each home is air conditioned, watch unlimited porn on cable television,  
There is a gym and pool in every development,
You will receive a complimentary food, beverage and narcotic buffet every single  day.
While paupers in the poor quarters receive constant torment, pain and torture.
You will be able to participate in orgies, invite guests over, torture the paupers and order items from the surface.  
You can have views of fire pits and lava lakes, play sports, participate in the annual mountain race and visit daemon caves, watch people fight in a cage and go to the volcano casino to gamble away.  
If not you will live in filth, starving in a cage, dressed in rags and trapped in chains.  
You can transfer your money to our bank to spend once dead.  
We promise that property owners will be tortured and raped less.  
If you want to invest reply to this email with the word "yes"
You will get a free fridge magnet, rape kit  and some crack.  
 
Kind regards
 
Lucifer's estate agency

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