Penis limericks

 

There once was a man with a cock
As large as an athletic sock
To the beach he would run
Show it there just for fun
To see it the women would flock

Hung down to his knee don't you know
One or two would suck at the show
Was a real thing of note
To see a deep throat
That could swallow it all in one blow

When erect and hardened as steel
Behind one of them he would kneel
Put his cock in her cunt
Every inch she could want
To some women large cocks do appeal

Some men have quite a small dick
For them it will still do the trick
Will not stretch or tear
When it's inserted there
It's the dick that some women would pick

Even when the dick's five or four
When opportunity knocks at the door
If used correctly will cause
An orgasm of pause
And the lady still asking for more

Large or small when the user is good
Size matters little nor should
Foreplay does a lot
For stirring the pot
And how the wielder is wielding his wood

 Men in the end have no voice
Cock large or small not a choice
If it works and gets hard
And is used with regard
And skill the women rejoice