BUG'S LIFE.

I grab the critter by its nape
Poor thing is trying its best to escape
It's scared, it's wriggling it's not happy
Poor thing is a thousand times smaller than me
To look it in the eyes wouldn’t be correct
So from it's neck its head I disconnect

"You'll have to eat its blood and gore
You're going to have to eat it raw"

I think it's shitting itself as its ass is dripping
The thought of eating this bug is gipping
I'm shaking as I don't want to do it
Plus the thing is covered in shit
But even in this world we have to eat
looks like I'll have to eat this morsel of meat
I’m trying to hold down my stomachs load
As it’s guts rip out of the skin and explode

Intestines and guts empty out as it’s skin splits
Wings, hairy legs and other horrible bits
I try to think happy thoughts, I don’t want to spew
As I chew rapidly through the slimy goo
Crack, crack, crunch, crunch
This is going to be an unforgettable lunch!
It tastes so bad I curl my toes
Smells so bad I hold my nose
I try to swallow the meaty objects
But in kicks my gag reflex
My body is trying to eject
Each and every vile chewed object
One of its legs is stuck under my gum
I pick it out with the nail on my thumb
My lips i sure ain’t lickin
And it tastes nothing at all like chicken
I don’t care if its packed with omega three
Id rather stay flipping hungry
So no food, no shelter, no hot water, no fire
These living conditions are really dire
No songs, no marshmallows roasting on a stick
I’m cold, lethargic and I feel sick

No tent, no sleeping bags in which to keep warm
This camp is far from the norm
Mozzies have half eaten me alive
why pick on me to survive?
To all you creatures great and small
I’m really beginning to detest you all!
Every sudden noise gives me the jitters
Is it caused by wild beasts or tiny small critters?
No gas, no electric not even solar power
No hot water in which to shower
The cold night air has given me cramp
I really hate this fucking camp
I hope I will survive through the night
I cannot wait until day light

From the corner of my eye I see something pass
Underneath the surface of the grass
I begin to tremble and shake
I hope to fuck it's not a snake
Oh boy, you have no idea
it's my biggest phobia
I try to calm myself from fear
Time to get the fuck out of here