The Slicka' McPig

Except for this fake cop; McPig  
All the other cops tried to help  
they did not do what McPig did  
which is cheat, snort, and yell  
   
The Saints poured Holy Water over the sick  
The Nurses healed You with Magic and Holy Tricks  
   
But Officer McPig would cast a fishing line    
and go say "commit a crime"  
So He can collect a quota and commission  
   
He would trick you into sin  
Like The Devil using a superstition  
   
All the problems in the world come from this; McPig  
His help is fake, and crime actually comes from him    
and his misleading tricks and presented whims  
   
He tricks the people into sin so he can arrest them all later  
why does he consider himself connected to God ? Don't Know ?  
When he is really a cheatin' alligator  
   
WE NEED A REAL SAVIOUR  
NOT A BLUE ALLIGATOR  
NOT A PIG MAYOR  
   
The whim of all crime comes from this cop  
They would arrest you, so they can eat deep-fried donuts    
and fatty pork chops  
   
Like a salesman with No conscience  
Tricking those from the Holy Land  
for their commission, true money nonsense  
   
WE NEED A REAL SAVIOUR  
A LILY-WHITE ANGEL  
NOT A DIRTY BLUE ALLIGATOR  
   
McPig, save the world  
live poor, like the rest of us  
stop feeding yourself  
fatty pork chops and
deep-fried donuts.  
   
THE LILY WHITE ANGEL  
KILLED THE BLUE ALLIGATOR  
KILLED THE PIG MAYOR  
 
NOW WE CAN ALL SOAR N' FLY
PROUD AND FREE AND HIGH