New girl in the office

Jesus fucking Christ almighty
What a sweet ass she has
Nothing like a young woman's ass, eh?

Yeah, nothing like it

Look at that tight little son of a bitch

You look at it. I've got work to do.

Fuck that man. That's an ass to die for.

You die for it. I got to pay my bills.

Fuck you and your bills.

Fuck you too. You're not getting any of it.

Man, I'd bend that bitch over my couch and
fuck the shit out of her.
Yeah, sure. I'm sure that's what she wants.

Fuck yeah. That's exactly what she wants.
You don't dress that way unless you want
attention.

She's got yours.

God damn it man what's your problem?

Right now, you.

Well fuck that. What's her name?

Does it matter?

Fuck no. Look at that jiggly thing.
It comes right out and grabs you by
the balls.

You've got problems.

Yeah, I want to stick my tongue up her ass.
I wonder if she shaves that sweet pussy.

Don't they all?

Not all. I like a hairy woman. I'm sick of
these shaved bitches. I want to fuck a woman.
A woman has hair on her pussy.

And ass?

I like that too


A woman with a hairy ass?

Hairy asshole, yeah.

I just ate lunch, do you mind?

Oh, does that make you sick?
You don't like thinking about fucking
some sweet hot woman with a hairy pussy?

Not right now.

You know what else I liked?

I'm afraid you'd tell me no matter what
I said.

Hairy underarms.

I've got a seventy year old aunt that
fits the bill for you.

You ever see her naked?

Yeah, once when I was a kid. I walked in on her.

She hairy?

Hairy? Holy shit, that pussy was looked like a fur hat.
And she had hairy arm pits.

Tell me you didn't want to bang her, huh?

I thought about it.

You were probably wacking your dick for a month
thinking about it.

Two months.

At least you're man enough to admit it.

I've got to finish my work.

Me too, I'm going to the bathroom.

Now?

I gotta jack off.

Thank God.