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Dear Toilet Paper
Dear toilet paper
I always seem to find
A lack of you upon the wall
When I sit on my behind.
A roll of you dear toilet paper
Is not what it should be
And you're always running out
When I have to pee.
The ads on television
Say great things about you
But I just want to have some
When I have to poo.
And when I find you at the store
You really cost a lot
I might as well use dollar bills
With which to wipe my butt.
I always seem to find
A lack of you upon the wall
When I sit on my behind.
A roll of you dear toilet paper
Is not what it should be
And you're always running out
When I have to pee.
The ads on television
Say great things about you
But I just want to have some
When I have to poo.
And when I find you at the store
You really cost a lot
I might as well use dollar bills
With which to wipe my butt.
Published 9th Jan 2017
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