Crazy in love literally

Kiss me baby:
Move your face
Hold me baby:
Im hot
Lets watch a movie my love:
I dont watch movies
Are you haungry baby:
You cant cook
Babbbby wanna take a shower with me:
I dont get in the shower with people
Baby do you like my hair:
Why did you cut your bangs
Want me to rub your hair:
Yea but No I cant rubb you
Wanna have sex baby:
Im sleepy
Do you love me baby:
Yea

Some one please tell me im crazy!