Golit the Gargan, Jessy the Messy and me

Golit the Gargan lay by the side of his lover who previously  
Gazed wide eyed straight ahead as he fed Ed intravenously  
It was only by the grace of Gog that his driver was maimed  
Gargania erupted at the news of a missile so badly aimed  
 
It was pandemonium in Patagonia when they all arrived  
And Golit was in charge of working out if Gopl would jive  
Jessy the messy was untidily trying to get Golit's attention  
He'd seen on the screen something on Gargan prevention  
 
All unholy damnation and revulsion flew in Jessy's head  
What would he do without Gargans and would Ed be fed  
The Hiccomorung of Hpptt and Pfft sent out a declaration  
Jessy sits on the window sill Grunk in Gap contemplation  
 
Golit beat the living daylights out of Harry the Hedgehog  
Just because he couldn't find Jessy nor his horse or dog  
A Gargan's gotta do what Gargan's gotta do be do be do  
Got promoted two days later and given a Gudn and Goo  
 
Professor Psychoberry of the Hellithurts Institute in Gronk  
Lay silently weeping forgotten by a cruel and evil Grabonk  
Thought about killing his cat with a circular tooth extractor  
But got distracted by the Golit knocking on the door factor  
 
Incensed by no answer Golit kicked in the apartment door  
Charged inside to find the professor kneeling on the floor  
He stood above him with a nasty Goonk in his better eye  
As Psychoberry babbled and pleaded and started to cry  
 
Proximut was in a bad fucking mood Goopgip warned me  
I didn't care it was Golit that I desperately wanted to see  
The dirty scoundrel stole my sister's Grrunndahh Glick  
I had to get it back quick and apply my Gnutz to his stick  
 
Suddenly a General Glabt Grrt was announced in Gargania  
All passes now canceled in Gudiglu heading for Gi - Mania  
Golit would get away again the lousy conniving old Gnippid  
Am going straight home to make some Geebilidi and sip it