Fillerbuster [ jerkology 101 ]

she said...  
 
she said i was an egomaniac..  
which was pure bullshit  
cuz my maniac ain't got no ego  
ergo...she just slandered me right?  
 
then she had the nerve to call  
me misogynistic..why..  
cuz i only like massages from women..  
what's so massagynistic about that?  
 
after that she accused me of chauvinism  
but i thought that's what women liked  
for men to shove it in 'em..  
 
she got real upset and said i was  
so fuckin cocky..  
i glanced between my legs and was like  
'well duhhhh'  
 
i swear..  
these women be all over the place  
with their nonsense..  
it's like we speakin two  
different languages.  
 
jee-zus..