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Horrace hears a whore ( erotic suess comp entry )
Horrace the whoremonger
Is an eccentric,good man
Takes care of his ladies
The best that he can
When they sit at the table
Only the finest of feasts
An amazing banquet
Of delicious roast beasts
One night at dinner
Horrace heard a soft coo
And to his best girl
Asked,"Was that you?"
When she shook her head
His face fell confused
"What is the matter?"
She asked him,amused.
From under the table
Horrace felt a soft hand
It slid up his thighs
With a gentle demmand
A woman of night
And of Horrace's dreams
Had wet his wang doodle
Without beeing seen
Now at his right
Sits an empty wood chair
Reserved for the woman
He hears sitting there
Is an eccentric,good man
Takes care of his ladies
The best that he can
When they sit at the table
Only the finest of feasts
An amazing banquet
Of delicious roast beasts
One night at dinner
Horrace heard a soft coo
And to his best girl
Asked,"Was that you?"
When she shook her head
His face fell confused
"What is the matter?"
She asked him,amused.
From under the table
Horrace felt a soft hand
It slid up his thighs
With a gentle demmand
A woman of night
And of Horrace's dreams
Had wet his wang doodle
Without beeing seen
Now at his right
Sits an empty wood chair
Reserved for the woman
He hears sitting there
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Re. Horrace hears a whore ( erotic suess comp entry )
20th Oct 2016 00:37am
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20th Oct 2016 00:43am
Re. Horrace hears a whore ( erotic suess comp entry )
Anonymous
20th Oct 2016 00:45am
Haha, I thought this was strange at first, but no it's brilliant, well done.
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20th Oct 2016 00:49am
Re. Horrace hears a whore ( erotic suess comp entry )
20th Oct 2016 10:47am
Re: Re. Horrace hears a whore ( erotic suess comp entry )
20th Oct 2016 11:10am
Aren't suprises fun,John?
Roast beast and under the table suprises,both delicious...
Roast beast and under the table suprises,both delicious...
Re. Horrace hears a whore ( erotic suess comp entry )
Anonymous
20th Oct 2016 11:30am
Oh my poetic soul, you are so exotic
and gifted to gift us you..
I love this, amazing
and gifted to gift us you..
I love this, amazing
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Re: Re. Horrace hears a whore ( erotic suess comp entry )
20th Oct 2016 11:32am
Re. Horrace hears a whore ( erotic suess comp entry )
20th Oct 2016 2:05pm
This was such a great entry! I couldn't pick a winner on this one...had to send it to vote. Too many fun entries. So glad you entered this one, Kasai! :)
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Re: Re. Horrace hears a whore ( erotic suess comp entry )
20th Oct 2016 8:02pm
Thanks,Willow,
I gotta say,I had way too much fun writing this one!
I usually find it difficult to write something with a specific set of parameters to follow,but this was just,fun...
I gotta say,I had way too much fun writing this one!
I usually find it difficult to write something with a specific set of parameters to follow,but this was just,fun...
Re. Horrace hears a whore ( erotic suess comp entry )
20th Oct 2016 4:25pm
Re: Re. Horrace hears a whore ( erotic suess comp entry )
20th Oct 2016 8:06pm
Re. Horrace hears a whore ( erotic suess comp entry )
21st Oct 2016 7:02am
Hahaha, this is brilliant :-D
Love Dr Seuss and you did him honor!
Thoroughly enjoyed this write!
Love Dr Seuss and you did him honor!
Thoroughly enjoyed this write!
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21st Oct 2016 7:24am
Re. Horrace hears a whore ( erotic suess comp entry )
21st Oct 2016 12:11pm