Ms Long Island Iced Tea

Dear Ms Long Island Iced Tea
Oh how infatuated I am with thee
I indulge in you and then lay in the sheets
You know just what to do to help me sleep

Can't allow myself to get attached to you
But the love I have inside is inexplicably true
You get better and better as I reach the top shelf
You're so smooth and good at what you do
I'm starting not to feel like my normal self

I honestly don't even know what you're composed of
I do know that I unavoidably have fallen madly in love
These feelings in me are supposed to be deadened
Somehow you manage to have caused them to be arisen

I've been down this road with multiple women
Don't want to go through the same shit again
Without you, I tend to go through withdrawals
Got a brotha wanting to serenade you like Lou Rawls

It's been so long since I had you that I have blue balls
I see remnants of you in the men's bathroom stalls
That just proves that you've been cheating with other men
This is how you're going to do me? Leave me heartbroken?

Damn, I wish that I never even fucked with you
Sorry Ms. Jackson, but me and your daughter are through
When you all find me and read this here suicide note
The signature should read, In Cold Murder She Wrote