laughing assassin

Ho ho ho he he he ha ha ha
Ho ho ho he he he ha ha ha
I'm the laughing assassin I smile when I kill
Its my job and I love it it gives me a thrill
I'll chop you in half and cut out you're eyes
I'll shoot you from a mile away and make it look like suicide

Ho ho ho he he he ha ha ha
Ho ho ho he he he ha ha ha
I'm the laughing assassin I smile when I kill
I'll be more infamous then buffalo bill
How do you drowned stuck in cars in the lakes
You silly sausage you should have checked your breaks
All of a sudden throwing up blood in your sink
That's right my boy I poisoned your drink

Police think It was a fatal slip or a fall
And there was no one around to hear you're call
Everyone wonders why you died today
And I'm doing my job laughing away
So just hope you're not next  on my list
Because you might be better off slitting you're wrists
Ho ho ho he he he ha ha ha
Ho ho ho he he he ha ha ha