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INTERSPECIES DISCOURSE
(Written for the "Tits & Ass" competition)
Titmouse McGee: Jacqueline, do you ever get tired of eating grass?
Jacqueline Donkey: Nope. Do you ever tire of seeds, berries and yucky insects? How can you eat what I swat?
Titmouse McGee: Now that’s an asinine question? You’re a little testy today. What’s wrong?
Jacqueline Donkey: Just get off my back alright? Everyday with your annoying peter peter peter!
Titmouse McGee: Whoa now! I’d take my sonorous peter peter peter over your cacophonous HEE HAW HEE HAW any day you weed eating, walk’in, talk’in piñata.
Jacqueline Donkey: HA HA good one! No really, GET OFF MY BACK! SHOO!
Titmouse McGee: Alright, alright I’m going. We seem to have gotten off on the wrong claw, well for you hoof, today. Before I go…
Jacqueline Donkey: Geez Louise what now?
Titmouse McGee: Did you see that ugly démodé blanket that Harriet Horse was wearing today?
Jacqueline Donkey: I know, right? Know wonder her husband wears blinders. I am so glad to be a member of the more refined branch of the Equidae family.
Titmouse McGee: Amen to that sister!
Jacqueline Donkey: So same time tomorrow?
Titmouse McGee: You bet! Be there or be extinct.
Jacqueline Donkey: ROGLMAO!
Published 22nd Jan 2016
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23rd Jan 2016 00:47am
I even made up voices as I was reading!
Such a cute write GW! Good luck in the competition! 😊
Such a cute write GW! Good luck in the competition! 😊
23rd Jan 2016 00:51am
I'm glad you enjoyed and participated in the piece. I had tons of fun writing it.
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8th Sep 2016 10:51am
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8th Sep 2016 6:23pm
Thank Mitica! I enjoyed revisiting this piece...I had fun writing it. Cheers!
