The Question

I strapped your forehead to the chair
I duct taped your ankles together
And attached them with piano wire
To the back rung of the chair
For good measure I nail-gunned
Your back foot to the wooden floor
I strapped your chest and stomach
To the back of the chair with razor wire
Just tight enough to keep you alert
I just don’t want your mind to wander
A while ago I let my mind wander
what do you know, it didn’t come back
I nail-gunned both your elegant hands
To the elegant arms of the chair
Helping to keep you uptight and upright
I stapled your eye lids to your eyebrows
Because I don’t want you to miss a thing
I secured most of your body parts in chains
I need to have your full and undivided attention
I have a very important question to ask you
I have written it on this card
Sorry I forgot, you cant open it
Here let me open and read it
look, on the back S.W.A.L.K
Sealed with a loving kiss
To my dearest Lilly

Roses are red
Snowdrops are white
Please stop your crying
The chains aren’t too tight.

Please; will you be my Valentine?