Lady Nicoteen

I'm losing my fuckin mind here,
Spent all last year looking for my friend when another decides to just wash ashore,
Stirring up all kinds of shit that I can't drown out with weed and beer,
Don't get me wrong it's great to have Max back even if she can be such a bore,
But this whole time-traveling crap just flies right over my head,
And all this gun-waving, life-saving, Arcadia Bay-ing, shit just sounds like one big crackpot conspiracy,
*sigh* I have to be strong for her, I can't afford to lose another friend...or make another enemy,
Haha if only Rachel could see me now,
She'd be all, "Chloe I thought you were hardcore, what're you doing with that walking camera?"
...I know you're out there somewhere Rachel, and I swear me and Max won't let you down,
We'll scour every mountain, valley, lake, field, town, city, every fucking crevice in America,
If only it were like the old days, when I could just cuss someone out while waving my knife around was enough to keep us safe,
But now that everyone's packing heat I don't think ol' Stabby's going to cut it anymore,
...To be honest Rachel I'm really fucking scared, this is way out of my league of punk rock and staying out late,
I'm ready for you to come home, I'm getting tired of spending nights staring at my damn door,
I'll take care of Max don't you worry,
Just please...Rachel...come home safely.