Naughty [a tribute to Freaky Fred]

 Hello old friend, we’ve met before
To you I’ve brought nightmares galore
So of my past I’ll speak no more
Except that I’ve been… Naughty

Today is a fine day, you see
One where I am finally free
As I, they all seem to agree,
No longer remain… Naughty

They believe I have seen the light
And angels do keep me upright
But really their voices ignite
My urges to be … Naughty

Now’s the time to pay a visit
To one who’s once kept my heart lit
My Barbara who’d elicit
Feelings in me so… Naughty

The road to her house was quite dim
As that night the moonlight was slim
But my will to reach her was grim
For I longed to be… Naughty

Through her window I slyly crept
And to her room silently stepped
To see that peacefully she slept
The thoughts that caused were… Naughty

I hit her once across the head
To make sure she would stay in bed
Through all the fun that’d lie ahead
If I were to be… Naughty

In one loud rip I stripped her bare
And then shaved off all of her hair
Not one part of her did I spare
It made her look so… Naughty

With what was left of her blond mane
I tied her to her bed’s wood frame
And in her mouth shoved what remained
So she’d let me be… Naughty

Then I waited for her to wake
And when she did, oh did she shake!
Her bonds she kept trying to break
For she knew I’d be… Naughty

Her tears made her look oh so meek
So with my thumb I brushed her cheek
While caressing her skin so sleek
In ways that seemed so… Naughty

I did to her so many things
That made her little body spring
Some would tickle, some would sting,
But all were very… Naughty

Then I grew tired of her touch
So her neck tightly I did clutch
I hope spirits don’t hold a grudge
Against those who’ve been… Naughty

So ends our little story.

But now, again, I have to go
As there is someone I miss so:
A dog who a long time ago
Made me want to be… Naughty

So my dear listeners, farewell!
I hope you’ve all enjoyed my tale
And someday we’ll all meet in hell
For who’s never been … Naughty