Guilty, cheap transparent bin bag

 
Fill me with your secrets; cans, bottles, screwed-up wraps..  
Try doing so discreetly; disguise night’s play with daytime crap.  
 
Push lager cans into a cereal box; hide super-strength with smiley coco-pops..  
Cheap wine bottles in M & S bags; sophisticated rubbish mingling with glossy mags.  
 
Ash, straws, fag ends galore dressed as dine in for two;  
your neighbours will dismiss that noise and what they thought of you.  
 
Sit me outside your house, tied up neatly just in time for the bin men’s round..  
I reflect your planning, organisation and ensure the real you will never be found.