A Normal Day

I made it to work
On time today
Barely

Piles of shit lay
Or lie on my desk
I don't want to deal with it

My head is pounding
Bits and pieces of thoughts
Are now reappearing

Previously drowned
By cheap beer
Now knocking on the door again

My wife hates me
She told me
Again last night

Secretary wants to fuck me
She told me
Again this morning

Barely noon
My sweat smells
Like Milwaukee's Best

I'll suck one down
For lunch
Not fuck the secretary

I'll suck down another
On the drive home
DUI

Suck down five more
Not fuck my wife
Pass out

Do it again tomorrow