A "Friendly" Warning

When you said friend
What exactly did you mean
Because what you are to me
Is the worst one I've ever seen
You claim to be there for me
You have my back, you swear
Now I find myself in a bind
You, of course, aren't there
Who the hell do you think you are
The attitude says it all
The abysmal way you treat me
Who's going to catch you when YOU fall?
With every breath you give offense
You use hateful words to hurt
Back-biting is more your style
Your tone is nastily curt
Screaming at my children
For some imagined fault
You begin to raise your hand to them
Now, I've put THAT to a halt
Saying I don't understand
I've never been in your shoes
You were frightfully abused
Well, honey, I have some news
The world does not revolve
Around your pathetic self
As crazy as you always act
You really need some help
Seven children have been taken
Should get the hint by now
You're not cut out to be a mom
You overbred inbred sow!
Many times that I've explained
I'm trying to look out for you
Bending over backward to help
Can't you see what I'm trying to do?!
Picasso's painting of "The Screaming Man"
Is a portrait of your face
The horse that kicked it's way out of
Your mouth, now fleeing in disgrace.
You really are NOT sexy
You'll spread your legs for all around
I'm surprised you don't have a disease
From your bed, the men abound
The clothes you wear are too skimpy
Short shorts and a midriff bearing tank
Your rolls hanging every which way
Gods, you look like a fucking skank
Then there's the way you dangle yourself
In front of those that DO love you
Like your pussy's a steak for starving dogs
Though, like I've said, since when is that new?
Let's talk about your money now,
Like buying crap that is not needed
You'd still have power in your place
If my words had been heeded.
In short, the only one you care about
Is you, no one else could ever matter
You selfish bitch, I want to put you down
Pull trigger - your idiot brains splatter
I desire the taking apart of you
Piece by fucking piece
Claim it all was self defense
When I FINALLY call the police
Just remember, I know where you live
The people you know can't do shit
Keep spreading lies & deface my name
And I'll know just where to hit
I'm trying to be nice here, you know
A "loving" warning between "friends"
If you keep trying to fuck up my life
You'll not like how this ends.
Two words....
LAVA TUBE!!!!