Recipe

 RECIPE

Devils Food Cake

Ingredients:

1oz of shredded Wrath
1lb of Flesh
5 Evil Deeds
½ pint of Envy
A cup of whipped Pride
6 Lustful fantasies (Only 1 if serving to over the 50’s)
3 slices of Sloth
2 Cloves of Guilt
Add Greed to taste

Instructions:

Remove the dead frog from your liquidizer. Put all ingredients into the liquidizer. Put the frog back in and pulverize.

Pour the contents into a bread of life loaf tin. Bake in the fires of hell for eternity. When ready turn out onto pre-blooded torture racks to cool.

Serving Suggestion:

Cover in warm chocolate sauce and lashings of clotted cream.

This cake may contain nuts
And other assorted fruitcakes
This cake is clearly not Glutton Free