ten dollar tuesdays

sometimes i just don't like to even see a name written down
erase certain vowels from the daily dry heave
good ride
bad  chicana chicken wings
liquid asshole burst tsunamis bowl
just before balls drown
in undigested hot sauce

man i hate this part

tryin to hover with no seat doily
in case of an accidental touchdown

can't get the screwdriver back in the ignition
solenoid been leapfrogged twice already
i'm 50/50 on really wanting to get this girl to the ER
it was buffet night at titty twistas again
who cares about bacteria?
as long as the sneeze guard is cleaned regularly
and every lap dance tastes like Italian ice
and sunshine

five photos reading like a chinese newspaper
upping my custody lawyer's retainer

donde esta mis pantelones?