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All About Weed
Imma Smoker, Imma midnight toker
Gotta love the weed to be a fuckin' stoner
Imma Loner, and I dont give a fuck
Me and Mary Jane are like a tree and a woodchuck
It's a damn potluck, we both pitch in
We both bring shit to contribute to what we smokin'
We take turns...
Then we watch it burn
And while we get high, we both talk, teach, and learn
It's confirmed..
Our weed is like sperm
We reproduce each time the shit burns
And we squirm...in our seats
Got this drug in our system and its bittersweet
We dont cheat
Were mother-fuckin' athletes
And weed is our game, and getting high is like a treat to each other
We're like sister and brother
From someone elses mother
Fuck- The family trees smothered
Damn...
I think Im spinnin'
I ain't trippin' though, thats why Im still grinnin'
I ain't sinnin'...
Im just getting stoned
So light up another and let our minds get blown...
Whip out the bud, I'll show you what it do
It's cloud nine motherfucker
and you're coming too
Move Bitch...get out the way
My mind is spinning, and I'm starting to sway
"Cause when I smoke my grass, It kicks my ass
My mind's on steriods, I'm thinking so fast
Damn
I'm a stoned fucking genius
People talk shit, thats 'cause they ain't seen this shit..
..that we be smokin
'Cause only the baddest of us all be tokin'
Puff, Puff pass nigggaa, that's the rotation
Me and you trying to prevent starvation
Oh'
And this is our salvation
Light up a bowl, and let your body relax
This shit ain't cheap, but theres no fuckin' tax..
Yet..
Fuck the government
Make my green legal, and I'll be set for life
Mary Jane is my wife
Fuck wrapped around her finger..
She done took a knife to my heart
Now I don't wanna be apart
I wanna smoke everyday 'cause it makes me feel smart and chill..
And Fuck messing with a pill..
When I inhale,
It makes the world just stand still....
Gotta love the weed to be a fuckin' stoner
Imma Loner, and I dont give a fuck
Me and Mary Jane are like a tree and a woodchuck
It's a damn potluck, we both pitch in
We both bring shit to contribute to what we smokin'
We take turns...
Then we watch it burn
And while we get high, we both talk, teach, and learn
It's confirmed..
Our weed is like sperm
We reproduce each time the shit burns
And we squirm...in our seats
Got this drug in our system and its bittersweet
We dont cheat
Were mother-fuckin' athletes
And weed is our game, and getting high is like a treat to each other
We're like sister and brother
From someone elses mother
Fuck- The family trees smothered
Damn...
I think Im spinnin'
I ain't trippin' though, thats why Im still grinnin'
I ain't sinnin'...
Im just getting stoned
So light up another and let our minds get blown...
Whip out the bud, I'll show you what it do
It's cloud nine motherfucker
and you're coming too
Move Bitch...get out the way
My mind is spinning, and I'm starting to sway
"Cause when I smoke my grass, It kicks my ass
My mind's on steriods, I'm thinking so fast
Damn
I'm a stoned fucking genius
People talk shit, thats 'cause they ain't seen this shit..
..that we be smokin
'Cause only the baddest of us all be tokin'
Puff, Puff pass nigggaa, that's the rotation
Me and you trying to prevent starvation
Oh'
And this is our salvation
Light up a bowl, and let your body relax
This shit ain't cheap, but theres no fuckin' tax..
Yet..
Fuck the government
Make my green legal, and I'll be set for life
Mary Jane is my wife
Fuck wrapped around her finger..
She done took a knife to my heart
Now I don't wanna be apart
I wanna smoke everyday 'cause it makes me feel smart and chill..
And Fuck messing with a pill..
When I inhale,
It makes the world just stand still....
Published 18th Mar 2011
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Anonymous
18th Mar 2011 12:43pm
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18th Mar 2011 5:20pm
We be blazin we be tokein
keep these fingers always rollin
fatty joints and blunts to blaze
cuz it helps us through our days-
The most simple way to put it
Is my mottos always been
it's four twenty some where
so always love your green
Great poem! It inspired this one :)
keep these fingers always rollin
fatty joints and blunts to blaze
cuz it helps us through our days-
The most simple way to put it
Is my mottos always been
it's four twenty some where
so always love your green
Great poem! It inspired this one :)
19th Mar 2011 3:20pm
22nd Mar 2011 6:07am
Collaboration rocks.. And I love that you wrote this as a rap, I write poems with beats in my head all the time :) especially ones about weed
21st Mar 2011 6:09am
I was listening to some instrumental music and rapped this in my head from start to finish - kinda lost flow at "Move Bitch... get out the way" which made me chuckle, and then got back into it just in time for the words chill, pill and still to finally hit like the first ever toke.
Peace out, you're a true G.
:)
Peace out, you're a true G.
:)
21st Mar 2011 6:27am
You know what is funny, is that I actually wrote this as a weed rap.. of course I know a little better where all the pauses are.. lol
Glad you liked it :)
Glad you liked it :)
24th Jan 2012 5:34pm
