100psi and holding

My girl is overwhelmingly Voluptuous
but missing the “meat” on the bones
she’s Quite but I can’t get her to shut her mouth
not being gasconading, But
I keep telling her to put Some clothes on
can’t sit naked by the window during the day
sun has a Way of ruining things over time
colostomy bag placed in atmospheric temperatures
want last long and gives a funny taste
I have paraskavedekatriaphobia
thank god it’s Only Thursday the 12th
daily showers only washes off yesterday’s lube
regardless if she’s magnanimous with the affection
her unencumbered life Style dampers the relationship
I don’t find the patch on your ass sexy
when you Can’t sit up straight in the truck
maybe it would be best if i put you back in the box
before you get a Plastic yeast infection

written for the "Bad Poem" comp