Killing the competition

To the one who hosts competitions...  
Which bastard gave you the right?  
I wouldn't listen to your rules even if you paid me.  
Nor would I let you tell me how I would write my poem.  
I could write something totally not related to your competition and submit it.  
Maybe I'll fuck your girlfriend and let you read about how it went.  
She didn't take your name when she came(just so you know)  
   
Who said you could take such liberties?  
I'm gonna bash your head in with an exhaust pipe  
And when it dents and gains a sharp edge I'll start scrapping your eye with it  
Just one, I want you to see...  
You wanna host competitions, do ya? meet my little match  
Ever wondered how a lit match feels in your nostril?  
If i sparked it and let the gunpowder catch flame in your nose, how wonderful would that feel?  
Listen here Mr. you asked for this by hosting it... there's no backing out now...  
I still have a few things to run you over with.  
Anal umbrella? no splash guard? ugh... too messy...  
Ah my favorite! the serpent's tongue.  
For that I'll first have to break your jaw, then hold your tongue out  
Then I'll stretch your tongue out with clamps and slice it right down the middle  
Such a fitting exercise. For you.  
You have become what you really are.  
I'll leave your manny parts intact... I know how we are when It comes to those.  
I will tell you though, you won't be able to use em ever again... sorry about the irony.  
   
Lets get down to business, shall we?  
I hate you. You know why.  
I'm gonna inject you with a pain enhancing serum.  
Then I will administer XXXX XXX  
It's an ancient technique of entertaining someone.  
Dating all the way back to almost 900 AD  
It was banned, sadly, in the last century.  
Anyway, you're lucky I have knowledge of this  
It won't spoil our fun... lets start with the obvious places  
Eye lids, lips, ears, finger tips, toes, arm pits, the nipples, the wrists....etc....  
You shouldn't bother keeping count, that's my job  
But I highly doubt you'll even live past number 233.