Why Not?

Why not drink a ton of pills?
There's a part filled with thrills...
Why not gauge the razor up my arm?
My death won't cause any harm
 
Why not stand on a roof and fly?
That's something to give a try
Why not light myself on fire?
Its not the worst way to retire  
 
Why not give myself a shotgun blast?
Well.. I don't know where to get one
Why not ensure my own demise?
I don't want it to be a surprise
 
Why not listen to the voice within my head?
All these fantasies, it loved and fed
Thoughts of suicide come each day;
But with my luck, I'm here to stay