Your Husband's Pest

How can you
Think that I
Could have fun with you
Without trying to die

Everytime
I stand my ground
You knock me to the floor
Treating me like a hound

How can you with friends
Bo so cool
Without even mentioning
Our little duel

I don't know
What i did
But i swear next time
I'll be "your better kid"

Everyday
I try my best
To cover up
All this and the rest

You don't ever let
Me get crazy or mad
Because that would mean
You'd look so bad

Everyday i fail
Your imposible test
But you never fail in calling me
Your husband's pest