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Excuse me...?

Ok...so I'm chilling at my job securing things (I do security) when a woman walks into the bank that I'm stationed at. She was a lovely middle-aged woman with a leaned walk, wielding short hair, blue sparkling eyes and a buissiness suit that showed that she meant it. She comes up to me smirking and says with partial excitement, "So they caught the guy?". "Excuse me?", I responded confused, perplexed, puzzled and boggled. "You know, the one who held this place up yesterday. Did they catch him?". "I had no idea that happened" I said. She laughed a shameful laugh pulling open the door and lastly replied, "Sounds like your department needs better communication honey". Looking, feeling and smelling foolish at this point, I decided to call my boss about this whole thing. His response? "Oh...yeah...sorry I forgot to mention that". I wound up having to work at that bank for the rest of the week for extra pay, and whenever my 4:00 shift came to completion, I could then be seen sprinting to my car at 3:59.

Just a small story from my week. I hope you enjoyed it. :-)