The Perfect Girl

I wish I could swar off women,
For all the shit I've been givin,
But I'm addicted to the anatomy,
The body just dose it for me,
But they have fucked up minds,
So one that is comatose I need to find,
Im talking about the perfect girl,
The only thing I need in this world,
One hooked on life support,
No objections when its time to abort,
One that will never take me to court,
Stop it ladies I'm just joking,
Don't read this and think about choking me,
I know its a little obscene,
I'm just doing a little free thinking,
But the way you mind fuck got me to my breaking point,
Ugh, I need to just slow down and smoke a joint,
But I can't even smoke weed,
Even though right now that's what I need,
I hate that we can't freely burn a plant,
But that's the way it is if you have certain jobs you just can't,

Written by a true Meenjataka